"Now President Barack Obama is finally coming, and he's being greeted with 'Oba Mao' T-shirts and a statue of him that bursts into flames."

Obama — Oba Mao — goes to China. Oh, settle down! They're not saying he's a big old Communist:

"It's just kind of avant garde," Liu said of the images, saying they were no longer political, just fashion.

Lighten up. It's just fashion.