Monday, November 10, 2008

"Are her boobs SUPPOSED to look like giant, evil green eyes glaring back at me from her torso?"

"Is she TRYING to make a play on that old chestnut where a guy stares at a girl's cleavage and she coos, 'My eyes are UP HERE'? Or is it just an ugly dress that looks like someone sewed the bodice out of old shoulder pads?"

I think they're supposed to look like big green eyes ... with scowling, bushy, black eyebrows, I must add. There's no other explanation. I realize there's also no explanation for why Katy Perry would wear a dress like that, but ... oh, wait, scroll down...

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