"It's like a turkey leg on a Cornish hen."

That would be People Magazine, as part of Time Inc., described by an unnamed Time Inc. reporter.

Per People founder Richard Stolley: "For years during (Time Inc.'s) history, one magazine has been dominant. Time was that magazine until World War II, when Life exploded... It's built into the history of the company."

Aren't you glad you live in the People era?